tasty reads from the newstand...

matti and i had a good laugh at breakfast today while reading the toronto star. there was an article about a teacher who is being reprimanded for saying "inappropriate" comments. here are just a few of the politically incorrect statements:

• to the mother of two of his students: "who do you want to talk about first? dumb or dumber?"
• to a student: "your mom is a M.I.L.F." (mother i'd like to f***)
• to the class: "italians are fat, hairy, and should only pursue careers in cement"
• to a female student: "i was looking at porn last night and there was a girl who looked just like you."

his consequences range from sensitivity training (you think?) to having his teaching license revoked.